“I’m So Poor I Can’t Even Pay Attention.”
“I’m So Poor I Can’t Even Pay Attention.”
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A bold, tongue-in-cheek tee that speaks in deadpan truth. The shirt’s clean, centered block text—"I'M SO POOR I CAN'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION."—lands like a wry one-liner across the chest. It reads like a private joke you wear out: self-aware, a little sardonic, and refreshingly blunt. The medium-weight cotton and classic crew cut keep the silhouette familiar and comfortable, while the crisp white print pops on rich colors. Wear it to low-key hangouts, thrift runs, or campus lounges when you want to bend humor into conversation. The understated back keeps focus on the front message, letting your mood do the talking without shouting.
This tee fits into everyday life where humor and honesty collide. It pairs easily with worn-in denim, layered under an open flannel, or styled with an oversized jacket for a casual, lived-in look. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks a laugh in line at the coffee shop, lightens the mood on a long commute, or becomes a go-to for nights out when you’d rather be clever than flashy.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to hold shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing: crisp front print (DTG) with DTF used for sleeves and inner neck label
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically grown US cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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